I got a magazine offer from Good Housekeeping today.  No big deal, just junk mail, right?  Nope – it was in my name.  I’m sure my address was culled from my Reader’s Digest subscription, but holy crap, I’ve been profiled.  As a wife and mother who might want a subscription to Good Housekeeping.  When the hell did that happen?  I admit, I have no interest in Glamour or Cosmo anymore, besides an idle flipping-through while in the checkout line, but Good Housekeeping?  It sounds so…fifties.  I don’t even know what sort of content they publish.

Ok, I just checked out their website.  Apparently I’ve been profiled right.  I could use the recipes, the stain-buster guide, the advice on parenting, the financial tips.

To quote Miranda (Sex and the City), “Oh my god.  I’m married.”